40 year old virgin quotes speed dating
He's got a billion toys.
My grandma looks like Jack Palance. Get the fuck out the road, virgin! You framed an Asia poster? Yeah, well, you know From now on, your dick is my dick.
Is there something I should be looking for? You know what's a dirty word, is asshole, and that's what you guys are. I don't hang out with him! How do you know I'm gay?
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I tried to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card; thank you so much for bringing it to me.
I went out with this girl for four months and it was the greatest greatest thing in my life. I will hang your old ass by your turban!
I kinda felt bad for the horse! You could dry hump. We fucked dwarves in the ass!
Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy! I don't have sex.
Let's say y'all livin' together. I'm ripping your head off right now. The 40 Year-Old Virgin.
David, what do you suggest we play? I must not have heard that part.
Hey, bitches be runnin' wild, man. Now, there are ways of having sex without intercourse.
My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card. I want you to put your penis on He's already been served. Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.